Maybe audiences aren’t clamoring for a fresh take of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for glossiness and bloat. And yet, it has to be said: his richly designed vampire romance boasts bold vision and flair – and in all its Hammer-y cheesiness, I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer to it to Robert Eggers’s recent, solemnly classy version of Nosferatu. A few strange elements appear, including one shot that looks like it presents a geographic divide between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz embodies a humorous yet burdened cleric fighting vampires – it’s surprising he never took on this role before – who arrives in Paris in 1889 for the French Revolution centenary celebrations. So does the sinister Dracula, played by the expert in grotesque roles Caleb Landry Jones with a mangled central European accent evoking the voice of Gru by Steve Carell from the Despicable Me comedies. This character he seemed destined to play.
The story is this: Dracula has traveled ceaselessly the globe in sorrow for 400 years after his transformation into a vampire, a penalty for his faithless sorrow after the passing of his beloved Elisabeta (a movie debut role for Zoë Bleu, the offspring of Rosanna Arquette). The count has looked tirelessly for a female who could be the rebirth of his departed beloved. As ill fortune would have it, the fortunate female is revealed as Mina (again played by Bleu), the modest betrothed of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (Ewens Abid), who has recently been to the vampire’s estate to discuss his land assets and whose miniature portrait of the lovely Mina drew the vampire’s attention.
Besson organizes Dracula’s second-act backstory of global roaming wearing flamboyant outfits skillfully, and he willingly includes providing funny bits with a distinctly Mel Brooks flavour – like the vampire’s constant unsuccessful tries to end his own life following Elisabeta’s passing, in addition to comical sequences that follow Dracula applies to himself using a particular scent during the 1700s in Florence, which causes him to be unavoidably attractive to females. Absurd yet engaging.
Dracula can be streamed online from 1 December and on DVD and Blu-ray starting the twenty-second of December. It plays in Australian cinemas beginning on the fifth of February, 2026.
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